Dog ate my pot err i mean home work

Yesterday while driving in to work I was listening to live885 there was one particular "new story" I found crazy amusing !!!
Turns out someone in BC had their pot eaten by their dog. Yeah thats right their dog ate their pot!!
Turns out this is quite a problem !! Dogs eating drugs and being rushed to the energency because theyre high !!
I know this sounds kind of mean. But as it turns out if your dog eats your pot you really don't have much to worry about. Just let him sleep it off or run about in a doggy hallucinating haze.
If he eats... lets say your crack on the other hand, well you have a more serious problem.
Kind of makes you wonder why there are SO MANY kinds of dog foods now doesnt it?
DOGGY MUCHIES !!!!