Labels on the strangest things but not on others

You wouldnt think you'd have to tell people this eh?
Its a bottle of water !!!
What did you think you were buying? Its not rocket science people. Theres nothing nutritional in water. Theres no hidden chemicals that'll turn your skin green or cause you to foam at the mouth like a rabid dog. It's water W-A-T-E-R water
Actually I went and looked in our fridge to see if a bottle of woody's cooler we have in there had a label like this. Much to my surprise (not really) there wasn't one.